Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These @#$%& girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Pandora Charms Sale pandora jewellery uk pandora bracelet uk http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212821#msg-212821 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:01:54 -0500 Phorum 5.2.15a http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,214965#msg-214965 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,214965#msg-214965
at least she got a ribbon



Dex]]> Dex Off Topic Discussion Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:59:53 -0600 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,214262#msg-214262 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,214262#msg-214262 seanx Off Topic Discussion Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:17:32 -0600 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,213842#msg-213842 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,213842#msg-213842 Dillon Gourley Off Topic Discussion Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:14:13 -0600 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212837#msg-212837 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212837#msg-212837 wayneacree Off Topic Discussion Tue, 29 Nov 2011 06:59:41 -0600 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212824#msg-212824 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212824#msg-212824 Keith Bodin Off Topic Discussion Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:38:53 -0600 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212821#msg-212821 http://www.sndg.org/forum/read.php?9,212821,212821#msg-212821 Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These @#$%& girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'







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Pandora Charms Sale pandora jewellery uk pandora bracelet uk]]> minglo Off Topic Discussion Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:29:27 -0600