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Children Say the Darnest Things

Posted by Gary Wagoner 
Children Say the Darnest Things
August 04, 2014 01:40PM
Yesterday I was at Bud Hill and one of the guys in our foursome had his 3 year old daughter with him: an age of fascination with bugs, dirt, grass and other things that adults pay no attention to. I had the scorecard, announced the order of play and reminded everyone to watch their language because of the young lady with us. About midway through the round we had left her in the shade of a pavilion as the group went out in sun to complete the hole. When we came back she uttered in a small demure voice, Look at that son-of-a-@#$%&.

We all looked at each other stunned at what had just come out of her mouth. One of the guys said, Sweetheart, you should not be saying things like that. Like what? she asked. What did you just say? he answered. She replied, I said look at that sun on the bench.

For the rest of the game every shanked drive and missed putt was accompanied by the expletive: Sun-on-the-bench!!

Gary Wagoner

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/04/2014 02:30PM by Gary Wagoner.
Re: Children Say the Darnest Things
August 04, 2014 07:49PM
LOL. Thanks for sharing.

Casey Cox
"If you aint first, you're last." -- Ricky Bobby's daddy

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SN advanced single season points record holder - 466 (2007-2008)
SN advanced single season wins record holder - 16 (2007-2008)
SN advanced single season score record holder - 53.40 (2007-2008)
Re: Children Say the Darnest Things
August 05, 2014 08:22AM
Priceless!! That was awesome.. thanks

James Ireland
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Re: Children Say the Darnest Things
September 03, 2014 07:31AM
that was said real well, thank for sharing that ha ha

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