Gabriel came to the Lord and said,
> "I have to talk to you .
> I have some Cajuns up here in
> Heaven who are causing some problems .
> They are swinging on the pearly
> gates, sliding down stairway to Heaven, and my horn is missing
> They play their accordions and
> dance all night!
> Crawfish shells and beer cans are
> all over the streets of gold and they're making sausage, boudin, and cracklins
> on every corner.
> There is rice all over the clouds!
> They have eaten almost every
> animal up here!
> Some folks are walking around with
> one wing missing .
> There is barbecue sauce all over their
> robes and some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying they won't wear
> it because it doesn't have an LSU logo on it.
> The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel .
> Heaven is home to all my children
> If you really want to know about
> problems, let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns."
> The Devil answered the phone,
> "Hello? Dang it, hold on!"
> The Devil returned to the phone
> and said, "Hello God, what can I do for you?"
> God replied, "Tell me what
> kind of problems you are having down there with the Cajuns you have
> The Devil said, "Wait a
> minute," and puts the Lord on hold .
> After 5 minutes he returned to the
> phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back . What's the question?"
> God asked again, "What kind
> of problems are you having with the Cajuns down there?"
> The Devil said, "Man, I don't
> believe this.. . Hold on, God.."
> This time, the Devil was gone for
> 15 minutes . The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk
> right now .
> These coon asses have done put out
> the fire, and are holding a benefit jambalaya dinner to install air